This show on Virgin indulges my interest in fabled and folklorish creatures as the team hunt for evidence of beasts such as the Yeti and Bigfoot. Actually I did enjoy the Yeti one- those footprints were impressive (although I did expect one of the team to emerge from the tent wearing a pair of gorilla slippers)
The episode I am watching now includes a creature called El Pombero, which has this description

The Pombero is also often accused of impregnating single women either by a mere touch of his hand or by raping them in the night, and it is said that babies who are born ugly and hairy are likely the result of a visit from the Pombero.

Is it possible that we have the official explanation for Wayne Rooney?